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@Pramas @feliciaday Praaaaaaaaaaaaammmmaaaasssssssss!!!!11
@danadearmond but but but... THE CLASSICS, Dana! THE CLASSICS!
@danadearmond There's something incredibly funny to me about you opening the door for a handyman when you're not at work.
One of my super secret projects isn't a secret any more. @FeliciaDay and I wrote a Fawkes story for The Guild together! http://t.co/wKtvTC79
@sarahpalmer dude that's amazing!
Dear Bigots: You lose again. Signed, The 21st Century.
@alisonhaislip Roll to save versus hangover!
@AirikahChaira AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Touche. You win this round. Also: I miss you.
@AirikahChaira Y U NO SPELL MY NAME RIGHT?
shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP STOP IT STOP IT AHHHHH!!!!!111
STOP TELLING ME TO HOLD ON FOR ONE MORE DAY GODDAMMIT YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME TWITTER JEEEZE!
It's bad enough that Anne tricked me into watching BRIDESMAIDS, but now that goddamn Wilson Phillips song is all "OCCUPY WIL'S BRAIN!"
@bergopolis You mean to tell me that there is gambling going on in this casino?! I am shocked! SHOCKED, I TELL YOU!
@jouhei but if that happened, I wouldn't know who to insta-block!
@scalzi DONT YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME. #InsideJoke #MakingItEvenMoreWeirdAndCompelling
Because it's a(n) FAQ, here's the recipe I used to make Roasted Tomato Basil Soup for Anne and @TheGamesmith: http://t.co/2VYBbCGa
@scalzi I'm kind of a big deal.
@omgdevin Don't be too jealous. We're probably setting @Neil_McNeil on fire pretty soon.
I'm making roasted tomato basil soup for my sick wife, and my sick friend @TheGamesmith. My kitchen smells REALLY good.
Happy birthday, @alisonhaislip! You're the bee's knees!
