20 latest tweets
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Balls.
You’ll let me know if you need anything yelled at Lance this afternoon.
Dare you not to dance a wee bit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tffp64Lu10
New Louis CK show is magnificently good teevee.
“excusin’ Sontag”
WNYX NewsTime: 7:34
Oh my. Schadenfreudegasm. I love this internet thing.
Using the rhythm meth-head.
Book larnin’
Wait, Quinn is pregnant!?
New frozen snack treat: ‘Greasy Pops’.
Hot damn these days are long.
After two years all attempts at a satisfactory French translation of ‘Never go full retard’ have proven fruitless.
I don’t know if you could be bothered to care but I find the passive aggression on twitter to be fucking adorable.
oh fuckles it appears my comments on the twitter has removed said steel wool from the competitions.
Squidgy dreadlock guy on Top Chef must have been found in a hamper of frog eyes and steel wool.
Do all men ball up their socks and shoosh them under the couch at the end of the evening or is it just you you sad clown.
Enjoy the green beer and parades everyone!
[bloomsday]
Hey there.
