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@anildash "For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?" Jane Austen
@thisisaaronland @anildash Didn't Charleton Heston have it chiseled on one of this tablets?
@anildash ...you're more likely to pay attention to all the balls your juggling next time. Unless you're FB and then you're a steamroller.
@anildash Then again, would they listen? There's something about learning through failure. Once you burn through community goodwill...
@anildash True.
@anildash "This is currently the industry best practice..." is a crap response.
@AndrewCrow The dogs won't talk to me anymore.
@amberdawn !!!!!
@amberdawn I know, "current industry best practice" and all.
Then again, my address book is such a disaster, it's probably making the @Path server feel like Marvin the Paranoid Android.
"This is currently the industry best practice..." is never a good reply. #protip
"...I feel quite violated that my address book is being held remotely on a third-party service." http://t.co/qqPfpa3F @path what gives?
@anildash Well, you wouldn't want us to get all uppity.
@nolancaudill WANT.
I've been doing pretty decent impressions of four of the seven dwarfs today: Dopey, Grumpy, Sneezy, and Sleepy.
I've angered the gods of Ear, Nose and Throat. I see them cavorting above me, laughing at my dry hack and inelegant sniffing. Bastards.
@sarahbrown Reminds me of the woman who wrote after my second miscarriage informing me I was too old anyway. Total stranger.
@judith Thanks, sweetie. You should stay away. :)
Getting ready to rip out my throat and beat my lungs with it. #sick
@judith @thelancearthur @sippey "Hello [REPLACE]" via @nytimes http://t.co/sPUv1hG1
